This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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