I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
