bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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