We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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