Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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