Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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