Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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