The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
handjob tips. give me some.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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