Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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