I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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