Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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