I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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