So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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