I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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