On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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