also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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