I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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