It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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