Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
bring money and cleavage
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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