I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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