Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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