What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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