you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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