I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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