found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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