I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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