How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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