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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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