I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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