Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
