Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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