I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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