Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's shark week go big or go home
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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