we're blogging at a bar
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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