i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Come share oat with me in your robe
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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