btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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