It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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