I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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