This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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