Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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