Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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