I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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