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(515): View more from Iowa

I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards

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(212): View more from New York

I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.

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(310): View more from California

you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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(217): View more from Illinois

You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.

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(206): View more from Washington

Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.

(206): View more from Washington

I smell like old thai food.

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