i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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