Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
