ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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