ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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