oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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