She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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