i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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