i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
