I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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