i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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