I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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