Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I have tasted many bathrooms
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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