Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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